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If anything can go wrong it will.
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Nothing is as easy as it looks.
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Everything takes longer than you think.
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Every solution breeds new problems.
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Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
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Sooner or later the worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur.
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Any wire cut to lenght will be too short.
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Other people's tools work only in other people's gardens.
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MURPHY'S LAW:
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Corollaries:
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- Left to themseleves,things tend to go from bad to worse.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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FINAGLE'S FOURTH LAW:
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
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SODD'S SECOND LAW
Sooner or later, the worst set of circumstances is bound to occur.
Corollary:
Any system must be designed to withstand the worst possible set of
circumstances.
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MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS
Things get worse under pressure.
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LAWS OF GARDENING
- Other peoples's tools work only in other people's gardens.
- If nobody uses it,there's a reason.
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SHAW'S PRINCIPLE:
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
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SATTINGERS'S LAW:
It works better if you plug it in.
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CAHN'S AXIOM:
When all else fails,read the instructions.
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PEERS'S LAW:
The solution to a problem changes the anture of the problem.
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MESKIMEN'S LAW:
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
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THE ARMY AXIOM:
Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.
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WORKERS'S DILEMMA:
- No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.
- What you don't do is always more important than what you do.
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LORD FALKLAND'S RULE
When it is not necessary to make a decision,it is necessary not to make
a decision.
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PATTON'S LAW:
A good plan today is better than a pefect plan tomorrow.
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LAW OF SUPERIORITY:
The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed
example of inferior principle.
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THE ULTIMATE PRINCIPLE:
By definition, when you are investigating the unknown you do not know what
you will find.
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would take
many men many months to equal it.
(Merle L. Meacham)
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